When Custer and his 7th Cavalry arrive at the Little Big Horn in Montana to subdue the Indians, he sent his Crow scouts out to reconnoiter the area.
They came back in a hurry, and told Custer, "Well boss, we have some good news and bad news."
Custer looks at them squarely, and, being the bold General he was says, "Ok, give me the bad news first," ready to take it like a man.
They replied, "well, were surrounded by 10,000 Sioux and it looks like we're all going to die."
Custer, disbelieving and shaken, asks, "well, what the hell is the good news then?"
The scouts reply, "At least we don't have to drive back across Nebraska."
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