Bin Laden, NY gov., Bush and a Genie

One day Bush, Bin Laden, and the governor of NY were walking on
the beach when they stumpled upon a genie's lamp.


They rubbed the lamp and out popped a genie. The genie said, "I
have three wishes and since there are three of you I will give
each of you
a wish."


The governor of NY said, "I will go first. I want the
twin towers built back just like they were Sept. 10, but I want
them built to modern day standards." The genie snapped his
fingers and it was done.


Bin Laden yelled out, "I want to go next. I want a wall built
around Afganistan. I want this wall taller than anybody can
fly, deeper than anybody can ever dig, and thicker than anybody
can penitrate." The genie snapped his fingers and it was done.


Finally Bush says, " I want to know more about this wall. How
tall is it?" The genie replys, "It is 10 million miles tall."
Bush then asks, "How thick is it?"To this the genie replys, "It
is a hundred miles thick." Then Bush says,"I know my wish
FILL THAT SON-OF-A-BITCH FULL OF WATER!!!!"