...and after being alone on his farm miles from anyone craig begins to get lonely, so he heads to the road a few miles away and happens to catch his neighbor walking by, who invites craig to a party. craig is excited, so he instantly accepts.
the neighbor says "whoa hold it, this isnt your average party. first off, theres going to be lots and lots of drinking, do you like drinking?"
Craig says he loves to drink, can outdrink anyone.
"okay, well theres going to be some fighting, can you handle that?"
craigs a little apprehensive but decides that any human contact is better than being alone
"alright last thing, theres going to be sex, lots and lots of sex, think you can handle that?"
craig says that sounds great and asks what he should wear to this party
"Doesn't matter much; just going to be you and me."
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