Wu, the Chinaman has a bad case of constipation. He goes to his doctor who prescribes a course of pills and asks Wu to come back and see him next week.
Wu takes the pills and duly shows up at the doctor’s office the next week.
”Did you move yet?” asked the doctor.
”No move yet.” replies Wu.
So the doctor prescribes a stronger dose.
Wu comes back the following week and the doctor asks, ”Did you move yet?”
”No move yet,” replies Wu.
So the doctor gives him a huge dose of pills and a box of suppositories.
Next week Wu comes back and the doctor asks, ”Did you move yet?”
”Yes,” replies Wu. ”Had to move. House full of shit!”
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