A woman from a very rural place had her first gynecologist visit. After the initial exam and after finding out that she has 5 kids, the doctor asks the woman if she is using any kind of contraception.
"I don't know what that is" she replies.
"Contraception is using of artificial methods or other techniques to prevent pregnancy" doctor explains.
"Oh that, yes we use a children's chair."
"A what?"
"A children's wooden chair"
"I don't think you understand what contraception is"
"No, no, I understand" she replies. "You see, my husband is much shorter than me, so when we have sex he stands on the chair, and the moment he starts rolling his eyes and making funny faces I just kick the chair under his feet."
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