An old man and his wife went to the doctor. When they arrive, the nurse picks up her clipboard and adresses them.
NURSE: Sir, since you haven't been in for a check up in a while, the doctor would like a stool sample, a urine sample, and a semen sample.
The old man had trouble hearing what the nurse said. He turned to his wife to ask her a question.
OLD MAN: What did she say?
WIFE: They want your underwear.
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