Teacher - "Didn't you promise to behave?"
Johnny - "Yes, sir."
Teacher - "And didn't I promise to punish you if you misbehaved?"
Johnny - "Yes, sir, but since I broke my promise, you don't have to keep yours."
Teacher - "How can one person make so many mistakes in one day?"
Johnny - "I get up early."
Teacher - "Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son."
Father - "What's that?"
Teacher - "With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating."
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