Corked

Two guys are in a locker room when one guy notices the other guy has a cork in his ass.


He says, "How'd you get a cork in your ass?"


The other guy says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over a lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a red man in a turban came oozing out. He said, 'I am Tonto, Indian Genie. I can grant-um you one wish.'


And I said, 'No shit?'"


Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Tantilazing