In a similar vein to the Irish millionaire joke posted earlier.
Mick from County Cork in Ireland is on Mastermind. His specialist subject: "the 1916 Easter rising". The questions begin.
John Humphreys: who was the leader of the military during the Rising?
Mick: Pass
John Humphrys: Where were the weapons for the Easter Rising hidden?
Mick: Pass
John Humphrys: The majority of the funding for the rising came from where?
Mick: Pass
Suddenly a voice pipes up from the audience, it's Mick's friend Paddy, "GOOD MAN MICK" he says "DON'T TELL THEM A FUCKIN THING"
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