Being away from home and a bit distrustful, he does not want too much cash on him at one time. So instead of cashing all of his Yen for Dollars immediately, he goes to the local bank every morning, and hands over 10,000 Yen to the teller and receives $100 USD back. This goes on for several days. 10,000 Yen, $100 USD.
About a week into it, he goes into the bank, and hands the teller 10,000 Yen. This time, he receives $99 USD. To this, the Japanese man asks the teller (thick Japanese accent) -
Japanese Man: "Ahh, why ebery deh yoo gib $100, but todeh yoo gib $99??"
Teller: "I'm sorry sir. It is due to changes in foreign exchange rates."
Japanese man, flustered: "Huh?? Wat dis meaning??"
Teller: "Fluctuations, sir."
Japanese man, enraged: "NOHHHH!! FUCK YOO AMERIKANZ!!"
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