He takes her back to his place and up into his bed. After 3 minutes of lovemaking she goes into an epileptic fit and starts thrashing around the bed. Her arms are thrashing, her legs are quaking, her eyes are rolling back in her head and the young lad, thinking he is doing a great job keeps thrusting. He finishes but his date won't quit thrashing about. He tries to hold her down but she is still moving and its getting worse. Minutes later she is still thrashing about in his bed and he doesn't know what to do so he panics and calls 911.
When the phone is answered he cries "Help! Help! Somethings wrong with Suzie!" The operator asks what seems to be the problem and he responds "I don't know! I think her cummers stuck!"
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