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On an old railway line there was a town named Urelia. And the two conductors on the train could not agree on how to pronounce this name. So everytime the train pulled into this town, one conductor standing at one end of the passenger car would shout something that sounded llike "You'realiar", whereupon the conductor standing at the other end of the car would shout something that sounded like "Youreallyare".

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