...notices a strong odor of alcohol and makes the driver blow into a breathalyzer, gets double the limit. The driver says this is a mistake and that his device must be broken and tells him to check his wife. The wife blows double the limit. The driver says his device is definitely broken and he should check the sleeping baby in the back. The cop checks the baby and gets triple the limit. Convinced that his device is malfunctioning, he let's the car go.
"I told you a couple of shots won't hurt him" says the driver to the wife.
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