A priest, during his retirement ceremony, says,
'The very first time I heard someone's confession, I was shocked. The guy was an alcohol addict, took drugs on a daily basis, smoked a lot and had sex with underage girls thrice'
Then another man, the chief guest enters and says, 'Sorry for being late. I had to come however as I was the first person the priest had ever heard.....'
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