There was a woman who didn't think that her husband was
performing very good, so she went to the doctor's office to get
him some Viagra to help him out.
The first night she gave one and he was pretty good. So the next
night she gave him two. This time it was a whole lot better. So,
finally the third night, she gave him three to see how it could
be.
The next day their son was on the phone talking to his friend.
He said, "Something really weird is going on around here." His
friend replied, "What do you mean?" He answered, "My mom is
dead, my sister is pregnant, my butt is really sore, and my dad
is walking around with his pants down to his ankles saying 'here
kitty, kitty!'"
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