When he arrived at his hotel he had a few hours to kill. So he got a prostitute and brought her to his hotel room. The sex they had was amazing! She kept screaming "Saka Hana! Saka Hana!" But the businessman didn't speak a word of Mandarin so he just assumed it meant good job. He had her screaming the entire time. Then they finished, he paid her and she left.
The next day, the businessman was golfing with a potential investor who hardly spoke any english. To try and break the language barrier, the businessman would clap his hands and say "Saka Hana" every time the investor made his putt. At first it seemed to work. The investor smiled at him for the first few holes but finally on the ninth hole, the investor looked at him puzzled and said "Why you keep saying wrong hole?!"
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