Joanne was a very beautiful woman...

... and she had just broken up with her boyfriend. She was crushed and promised herself that she was not going to get involved with another man for a long time. She was going to focus on herself and her friends. Joanne's best friend, on the other hand, was a draft of the devil, she looked like a dog sucking on a lime. You get it, she was very ugly.
Joanne wanted to go out to a club with her best friend to try to shake off the break up and have a good time with her and so they went.
While both of them were dancing, a man approached Joanne and asked if she wanted to dance. Because she didn't want anything with any man, she gave him the hand and said:
-Don't even try! Get away from me!
The man, not satisfied with the rejection, replies:
-WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT?!?!?!
-THIS BULLSHIT IS MY FRIEND AND YOU BETTER RESPECT HER!!!!

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