Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary�s hometown. They
are low on fuel, so Bill pulls into a gas station for a fill-up. The attendant
comes out and being�s to pump gas into the first couple's tank. As he is doing
this, he looks into the passenger window.
"Hey, Hillary. We used to date in high school, do you remember me?" he asks.
They chat for a few minutes, Bill pays and the first couple leaves. As they
drive Bill is feeling very proud of him and looks over at Hillary.
"You used to date that guy? Just think what it would be like if you had
married him," he says smugly. Hillary looks at Bill and shrugs.
The she replies, "Well I guess you'd be pumping gas and he would be the
President."
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