It is a teacher's last day, and all the students want to show
their appreciation for her by giving her a present. The
chocolatier's son brings her a box of fine gourment truffles,
florist's daughter brings her a bouquet of flowers, and the
liquor store owner son comes in with a heavy box. The teacher
notices it's leaking on one side, and takes a drop of the liquid
and tastes it. "Champagne"?" The boy says no. "Brandy"? Again he
says no. Finally the teacher says "I give up. And the liquor
store owners son say's "a puppy!"
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