Ransom


A blonde waits outside a school when all the kids come out she grabs a child around the corner and writes a note saying 'Ive kidnapped your kid i will only give him back if you give me 3million dollars Ransom leave it under the tree in the park tomorrow signed A Blonde.She sticks the note on the child and sends him home.The next morning The kid was standing under the tree with 3million dollars and a note the note said. There is the money now please dont hurt my child How could you do this to a fellow blonde

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