Clinton Sex Scandal Limerick

There was once a great man in power


Who'd had an intern for him clean his tower


Well he'd made quite a mess


It put stains on her dress


Well we hope she at least took a shower


Several months went by she was still sucking


And the system the man was still bucking


She got attached to him


To him 'twas a whim


After all, it's not like they had been fucking


The girl had been calling a friend


Who was not quite a friend in the end


She recorded the speech


For a publisher leech


And to Kenneth a copy she'd send


Mr. Starr was having quite a hassle


For he'd come off as Mr. Asshole


Three long years he'd been fishing


For clues he was still wishing


Seems the Prez was locked tight in a castle


Then one day in the season of winter


The castle door had started to splinter


Seems a man, name was Drudge


Had discovered some sludge


The news raced round the world like a sprinter


Seven months and the man still denied it


Had a press conference where he implied it


Had his own definition


A brilliant logician


He did not quite have sex, but he'd tried it


Well the nation was shocked and appalled


For his head the Republicans called


But for all we'd scream and shout


We didn't want him out


It was sex in which we were enthralled


Judge Starr's stuff came out one early morn


Looked less like law and more like cheap porn


Congress had been awaiting


Now they were masturbating


Visualizing her blowing his horn


So know you know all about the scandal


We hope that of it you've gotten a handle


We tune in every day


Wasting our lives away


To this fiction can't quite hold a candle