A man shows up at a hospital with 2 severely burnt ears. The doctor asks, "What happened?" And the man said, "I was ironing when I heard my phone ring. Because of my reflexes, I put the iron to my ear." And the doctor asks, "Then how did you burn the other ear?" The man angrily exclaims, "That son of a bitch calls me again!"
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