This woman was found committing adultery and the law says we should stone her!" one of the crowd responded.
"Wait," yelled Jesus, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky and knocked the woman on the side of her head.
"Aw, C'mon, Dad...," Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"
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