The Stupid Man

There once was a man he was very clumsy,idotic,and forgetful.
His wife was very tired of his ways and wanted to change him.She
thought and she pondered over what she'd do. i'll teach him a
lesson that he wont forget she said. The next day she told her
husband that if he could not complete the task she was to give
him shed leave him. She made him wrie the following on a peice
of paper: I am sofa king we tod did.


She told him to balance the paper on his head and at the same
time memorize the words.She made him still jumpup and down with
a glass of water and the paper over it ,w/out wetting the
paper,still she made him memorize the words. Then that night she
announced in front of him and his friends,"what do u have to say"
He proudly announced "I am sofa king we tod did"
.........(translates to i am so fucking retarted)