a guy walks into a bar/hotel and slaps fifty cents on the counter. The man says" I want the dirtiest whore you have in here, one who wont complain about the way i do my things." The man smiles at the desk and says" I think i have just the thing for you.
The man at the counter smiles and tell him to go into room one, the last door on the right.
The man quickly made his way to the room and opened the door. Like the man said the woman was ready and willing to go with no questions asked.
The man quickly took off his cloths and started doing his thing. A few minutes later somthing catches the mans eye.
Semin was begining to pour out of this womans body from everywhere. The man quickly jumps off the woman and runs to the counter butt naked.
The man at the counter says " is there a problem sir. The other man replies " yes sir there's a problem the woman im doing has semin coming out of every body part imaginable.
The man at the counter told him to wait just a minute and he could quickly take care of it. He reaches beneath the counter and dials a number on the phone. A man answers and says may i help you? The man at the counter quickly replies clean up in room one the Dead ones full.
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