And so, they find themselves above the clouds near the Pearly gates and a sign "Herein lies Heaven. Absolutely no dogs allowed."
He doesn't enter and goes further. They walk down a road and see other gates, with no sign on them, and a bearded man sitting on a bench nearby.
"Excuse me,…" he says.
"Peter."
"Peter, what are these gates?"
"These lead to heaven."
"And what were those?"
"Oh, those were to hell, we don't tolerate fuckers who abandon friends here"
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