An American scientist goes to a village in Turkey for a conference...

The villagers want to get a gift for the American for his departure, but there’s a dispute on what to buy him.

Eventually they agree to hold a village meeting.

Weird suggestions are made:

-We should give him a bucket of hamsi (fish)… Whenever he eats he should remember us.

-Let’s make him a packet of out famous butter…

Then the man who called the meeting, Dursun, turned and said to the crowd.

-No! It shouldn’t be something that’ll last a day or two. We need to give him such a gift, whereby whenever he puts it in his hand he’ll remember us!

Temel stood up from the crowd and exclaimed:

-Let’s circumcise him.

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