He arrived at a set of three houses, he went down the first chimney, and there was a woman stood their in her bra and knickers, she said "Shag me Santa Clause" he replied with "Ho, Ho, Ho, Santa's gotta go, gotta deliver presents to the people I know"
So up the chimney he shot, and straight down the seconds, to be greeted by a woman in only her knickers she said "Shag me Santa Clause" he replied with "Ho, Ho, Ho, Santa's gotta go, gotta deliver presents to the people I know"
So once again he goes up the chimney and down the third, only to find a Completely naked woman, to which she said "Shag me Santa Clause" he replied with "Hey, Hey, Hey, Santa's gotta stay, can't go up the chimney with a Stiffy on the way!"
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