(NSFW)On a Christmas day a guy wants to throw himself of a bridge...

when suddenly a hand on his thigh stops him. He looks back and he sees a midget dressed in green. "Hey, what do you think you're doing?" asks the midget. "I want to kill myself!". "But why?" asks the midget.
"Well, I have no money, no house and my wife left me". "Well, today is your lucky day! I am santa's elf and I will not allow this to happen! You see that big house up the hill? Because it's Christmas I'll give it to you!"
The man stares incredulous at the house and asks "Really?It is really mine! Ohh, that's good but I will still kill myself because I have no money!"
"Well, in that big house up the hill, at the second floor there is a room filled with millions of dolars, jewelry and gold bars. They are yours!"
The man starts to look a little happier and it seems that he won't jump after all but than he says "That is all nice and good, but my wife left me, I am alone! I'll still kill myself!"
"Well, in that big house up the hill at the third floor it is a room where a gorgeous naked woman lies on a feather bad and she's madly in love with you!"
The man considers the fact and he says "In that case I won't kill myself, fuck it, life is worth living again ! Can I do anything for you good elf?"
"No, it is Christmas and it was my pleasure to give you these gifts, really!"
"Are you sure I can't do anything for you? You just made me a happy man!"
"Hmm, if I think about it there is a small thing you could do for me but I'm not sure you're going to like it."
"Shoot it"
"You see, I really like fucking guys up their buts. If you would let me fuck you up your but for half an hour I would be very happy"
The guy thinks for a couple of seconds "He gave me a house, shitload of money, a women and saved my life. I can take it up the ass for half an hour" and he says "Alright santa's elf, you can fuck me in the but for half an hour!"
The guy takes his pants down and the midget starts fucking him from behind. After a couple of minutes... Thump, thump, thump "Say, how old are you?" asks the midget...thump, thump, thump "I am 42" says the man...thump, thump, thump ...and the midget asks "And at this age do you still believe in Santa Claus?"

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