One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing. Ben slices his ball deep
into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into
the ravine in search of his ball. Ben searches diligently throught the thick
underbrush and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he gets closer, he realizes
that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near
an old golf ball.
Ben excitedly calls out to his golfing partner: "Hey Thomas, come here, I got
big trouble down here."
Thomas comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out, "What's the
matter Ben?"
Ben shouts back in a nervous voice, "Throw me my 7-iron! Looks like you can't
get out of here with an 8-iron."
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