As a test, he decided to give each woman $5,000 to see how they'd spend it.
The first girlfriend went out and got herself a complete makeover, telling him ''I spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much''
The second girlfriend went shopping and bought the man some new golf clubs, an 80 inch 4k TV and an iPad, telling him ''I bought you gifts because I love you so much''
The third girlfriend did some research into the stock market and made some careful investments with the $5k and doubled his money. She took $5k and returned it to him and reinvested the remaining $5k saying ''I love you so much I invested for our future together''
The man thought long and hard about the way each of his girlfriends had invested the money, and then he decided on the one with the biggest tits.
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