...when the son points out a 3-pack of condoms. "Why are there only 3 in this box?" The son asks his dad. "Well, those are for high school men. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." The father replies.
Next is a 6-pack of condoms. "What about these?" "Those are for college men. Two for Friday, two for Saturday and two for Sunday."
Finally, the son points to a 12-pack. "Wow, whoever buys these must be having a lot of sex!" He remarks. "Ah you see, son, those are for married men. One for January, one for February..."
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