One night the kid woke up and heard his parents fighting the dad said you bitch and the mom said you bastered and the kid said mommy daddy what does bitch and bastered mean? Thinking quickly they said it means ladies and gentleman.
So the next night the parents was feeling a little horny and the dad says nice tits and me mom says nice sick and the kid heard this and the kid ask what does tits and duck mean? Thinking quickly they said it means hats and coats no go back to bed.
The next day the kid had to use the bathroom and open the door hitting his dad's elbow and he cuts himself shaving and said oh shit. Daddy what does shit mean. Thinking quickly he said it's the saving cream I'm using no go see what you mom is doing.
The mom was in the kitchen cutting the Turkey and cuts her finger and said oh fuck. The kid says mommy what does fuck mean? Thinking quickly she says it means I'm cutting the Turkey.
Just then the door bell rings and the little boy answers the door. Welcome all you bitches and basterds hang up your titties and dicks dad is upstairs whipping the shit off his face and mom is in the kitchen fucking the Turkey.
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