Chet the chicken

Chet came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his
sleeping wife, and fell into a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said,
"You died in your sleep, Chet'"

Chet was stunned. "I'm dead? No, I can't be!
I've got too
much to live for. Send me back!"

St. Peter said, "I'm sorry, but there's only
one way you
can go back, and that is as a chicken."

Chet was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a
farm near his home.. The next thing he knew, he was covered
with feathers,clucking, and pecking the ground.

A rooster strolled past. "So, you're the new hen,
huh? How's your first day here?"

"Not bad,' replied Chet the hen, 'but I have
this strange
feeling inside. Like I'm gonna explode!"

"You're ovulating," explained the rooster.
"Don't tell me you've never laid an egg
before?"

"Never," said Chet

"Well, just relax and let it happen," says the
rooster. "It's no big deal."

Chet did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out
popped an egg!

Chet was overcome with emotion as he experienced
motherhood. He soon laid another egg - his joy was
overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on
the back of his head, and heard his wife yell.....

"Chet Wake up. You shit in the bed!"