In a small, backwoods town, an old codger is having his morning coffee out on his porch when he spies one of the boys from town walking down the road. He calls out to the young man.
“Hey, there, young fella. Whatcha doin’ walking around this neck of the woods this early in the morning?”
The young man holds up a roll of duct tape and calls back, “I’m going to catch some ducks!”
The older man just shakes his head at the foolishness of the young one, as he watches him stroll along into the woods. A few hours later, however, he shakes his head in wonderment as he sees the young man emerge from the woods, dragging a trail of ducks that have been caught in the tape. The young man smiles and waves as he walks by.
About a week later, the scene replays itself, except this other morning, the young man is carrying something larger. The older man calls out again, “Hey there, young fella, where are you off to today?”
This time, the young man holds up a roll of chicken wire and shouts, “I’m gonna catch me some chickens!”
Once again, the old codger shakes his head as he watches the younger man stroll into the woods. And, once again, he is shocked to see the kid walk back out of the woods a few hours later, dragging along a trail of chickens that have been caught in the wire.
Another week goes by and once again, the old man is having his coffee on his porch when he sees the younger one walking down the road with a bundle of something carried on his shoulder. This time, he calls out, “Hey, young fella, whatcha got there over your shoulder.”
The young man smiles and calls back, “These are a bunch of pussy willows!”
The old man shouts back, “Hold on, let me get my coat!”
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