My mom moved into a new condo, and I went to visit for a couple of days. Searching for a coffee cup one morning, I sighed, "It seems like I'm always looking for something in your kitchen."
"That's good," Mom said. When I looked confused, she explained, "Because when you know where to look, it's time to go home."
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