Cemetery help.

My wife & I recently bought a house. To get pretty much anywhere, the main road from our neighborhood goes through a giant cemetery.

Now, a week before we bought the house, - on Thanksgiving morning - my wife gave birth to our first child - a boy (side note, I wouldn't recommend having a baby & buying a house in the same week if you value your sanity).

Every time we're in the car together and drive through the cemetery, I now feel the awesome responsibility of fatherhood and can't help saying a dad joke. My wife lovehates this and I want to keep it going for as long as possible (I have the dream of embarrassing my son in front of his friends when giving them rides in years to come). As a long time browser, I wanted to ask for your help as I know there's tons I haven't thought of yet...

So far I've unleashed the following:

- This is a very popular cemetery. I heard people are dying to get in.
- There's a job advertised here. Graveyard shift.
- I have a friend who works here. Says it's a bit of a dead end job.
- Says he's buried in paperwork.
- I spoke to the manager but he didn't seem too well. He was coffin pretty hard.

What you got?? Thank you from an exhausted but over-the-moon new dad/homeowner.