"Cari�o, invit� a un amigo a cenar", dice el marido a su esposa.
"�Qu�? �Est�s loco? �La casa es un desastre, no he ido de compras,
todos los platos est�n sucios y no tengo ganas de cocinar!"
"Ya s� todo eso".
"�Entonces por qu� invitaste a tu amigo a cenar?"
"�Es que el pobre tonto est� pensando en casarse!"
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