The office happenings

Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings,
everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".


Quote from the Boss... "I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was going to
blame it on you."


A motivational sign at work: The beatings will continue until morale improves.
A direct quote from the Boss: "We passed over a lot of good people to get the
ones we hired."


My Boss frequently gets lost in thought. That's because it's unfamiliar
territory.


My Boss said to me " What you see as a glass ceiling, I see as a
protective barrier.


My Boss needs a surge protector. That way his mouth would be buffered from
surprise spikes in his brain.


I thought my Boss was an idiot, and quit, to work for myself. My new Boss is
an idiot, too ... but at least I respect him.


He's given automobile accident victims new hope for recovery. He walks, talks
and performs rudimentary tasks, all without the benefit of a SPINE.


Some people climb the ladder of success. My Boss walked under it.


Quote from the Boss after overriding the decision of a task force he created
to find a solution: " I'm sorry if I ever gave you the impression your input
would have any effect on my decision for the outcome of this project!"


HR Manager to job candidate "I see you've had no computer training. Although
that qualifies you for upper management, it means you're under-qualified for our
entry level positions."


Quote from telephone inquiry "We're only hiring one summer intern this year
and we won't start interviewing candidates for that position until the Boss'
daughter finishes her summer classes.