Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner.
They notice Rocky Mountain Oysters on the menu and wondered what that was.
They ask the waiter who replies "Oh Sister, those are nuts."
She answers "Do you mean like the kind you crack with a rock?"
"No. The kind you rock on a crack."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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