Can I've A Job?

This kid walks into a general store one day and asks for a job.


The owner tells him that he doesn't need any help.


The kid is persistent so the guy tells him to watch him when the next customer comes in. If he can do what he does, he'll give him a job.


A few minutes later a customer comes in. "Good afternoon sir. What can I do for you?"


The guy says, "I need some grass seed."


So the owner goes and gets it. When he gets back he says, "How about a lawn mower to go with this."


"What do I need a lawn mower for?"


"Well when the grass grows your going to need something to cut it with."


"Yea, OK, I'll take a lawn mower too."


After the customer was gone, the owner turned to the kid and said, "That's how it's done. Can you do that?"


The kid said, "Sure."


So the next customer comes in and says, "I need some Tampax."


The kid says, "Yes sir.", and goes after them.


When he gets back he says, "Would you like a lawn mower to go with that?"


The guy says, "What the hell do I need a lawn mower for?"


The kid replies, "You might as well cut the grass. Your weekend is shot, that's for sure....."