Little Johnny's Train Set

Johnny loved his new trainset. His mother could leave him for
hours at a time while she did things around the house without
him to bother her.

One day, while she was cooking dinner, she over heard Johnny.
Everytime the train would pass the station, she would hear him
say "All those that want to get off, get the fuck off, All of
you that want to get on, get the fuck on."

Highly disturbed by this, she raced into the room where Johnny
was playing. "Young man", she said "march up to your room and
think about what I've told you about that kind of language."

So up to his room he goes.

Two hours later, he comes back down and sits down by his
trainset. The train goes around a couple of times and he
proceedes to say "All those who want to get off, get the fuck
off, all those who want to get on, get the fuck on, all those
who are pissed off about the two hour delay, talk to the bitch
in the kitchen.

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