Saddam Enrages Bush With Full Compliance


WASHINGTON, DC - President Bush expressed frustration and anger Monday over a
U.N. report stating that Iraqi president Saddam Hussein is now fully complying
with weapons inspections. "Enough is enough," a determined Bush told reporters.
"We are not fooled by Saddam's devious attempts to sway world opinion by doing
everything the U.N. asked him to do. We will not be intimidated into backing
down and, if we have any say in the matter, neither will Saddam." Bush added
that any further Iraqi attempt to meet the demands of the U.N. or U.S. will be
regarded as "an act of war."

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