Laura Bush wanted to George W. to try a taste of a new 1-calorie cola drink
she had had delivered to the White House. George was hesitant, but Laura
eventually convinced him. She opened the bottle and poured half into a glass
for her and half into the glass for the president. George stared at the two
glasses for a few minutes and then asked Laura: "Which one do you think has the
calorie in it?"
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