There's a family in Alabama that consists of a dad and his son and daughter. One day the daughter goes downstairs to her dad and asks, "daddy, can I borrow the car tonight to go to my friends party?"
The dad replies with "you know what you've gotta do if you want to borrow the car" and winked at her.
"But I just sucked your dick last week dad! Please can I just go?" she retorted.
Dad says "you know what ya gotta do hun" and continues watching his show.
The daughter thinks about it for a while and decides she really didn't want to miss her friends party. She asks her dad if the offer still stands to which he answered by undoing his belt.
She reluctantly gets on her knees and goes to start when she looks up and says, "dad, why does your dick smell like poop?"
Dad replies with "Oh that's right! Your brother has the car!"
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