The car was towed and taken to the mechanic. Bob was pissed off, and as it was a hot day he decided to treat himself with an ice cream. He ordered a double scoop of his favorite flavor - vanilla. But one thing to remember about Bob is that he is in fact a penguin and penguins have flippers. Needless to say, he made a huge mess of the ice cream, spilling it all over his beak and face.
Bob decided to waddle back to the mechanic to check on his car. The mechanic looked up at him and said "Looks like you blew a seal". Bob replied "Na I just had some ice cream".
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