A couple was waiting to be discharged from the hospital, doctor finally came into the room and told them they were good to go home, just remember not to have sex for 6 weeks and no lifting more than 20 pounds. The guy was sad, but then it occurred to him, honey you are in luck, there is nothing in the kitchen that weights more than 20 pounds.
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