"There are no permanent alliances, only permanent interests."
- Lord Palmerston, 19th century British Foreign Secretary
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One fateful day, Madeleine Albright walked into a NATO meeting. Seeing that
she was the only female in the room, she asked, "So, Gentlemen, shall we make
love or war?" The vote was unanimous.
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