Harry is on his death bed, his wife Zelda is by his side:
"Zelda, you've always been by my side"
"When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side"
"When I had my first heart attack at 45; you were by my side"
"When I had my second heart attack at 65; you were by my side"
"When I broke my hip at 75; you were by my side"
"And now when I'm dying; you are at my side"............
"Zelda, you're a fucking jinx!!"
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