A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were exploring the jungle and were
captured by a fierce tribe. As they sit in a hut, awaiting their fate, the chief
comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've caught you, we're
going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is
that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." the chief gives him some poison, the
Frenchman says, "vive la France!" and drinks it down.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." the chief gives him a pistol,
he points it at his head, says, "god save the queen!" and blows his brains out.
The New Yorker says, "Gimme a fork." the chief is puzzled, but he shrugs and
gives him a fork. The New Yorker takes the fork and starts jabbing himself all
over -- the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere.
There�s blood gushing out all over, it's horrible. The chief is appalled, and
screams, "What are you doing???"
The New Yorker looks at the chief and says, "so much for your canoe, a******!"
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